Week 22

The graph's beginning to look like a rather indecisive snake, pondering on whether to go and eat a particularly fat grasshopper or to bask in the sun avoiding temptations which would affect its waistline (and at least I don't have to worry about having a waistline which stretches from my neck to my toes...) - left, right, left, right - up, down! Nevertheless, I have lost 2lbs since I resumed this torture healthy way of life, so let's hope I'm back on track. The clock's ticking so I've got to get on with it!



The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'When!'
P.G. Wodehouse